Ars Technica: Virgin Mobile might be hopping on the “Copyright Enforcement Express.” And, for some reason, Samuel L. Jackson might be driving the muthafuckin’ train.

I can’t wait to see the first YouTube attempt at what Mr. Jackson’s anti-piracy commercial might look like. I suggest a reworking of the “Google Maps is Scary” video, only with Sammy J. showing up at the offenders’ door with one of those electric rope things from Jumper.